"if it's so hard to get pregnant, how do you explain the amount of crying children on planes?"

ladies and gentlemen, i've arrived. after a long flight including crying children and paying 5 bucks for a warm can of bud lite, as well as an athens airport fiasco, rose and i finally found each other and after she was done bawling, we hopped on the bus to go to piraeus, the port. we stopped at a restaurant and had our first frappe, amstel, and tzatziki of the trip. needless to say, we were in HEAVEN.
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took a fast ferry and we were in rethymno, crete in no time. we wandered around for a bit trying to find our hostel and eventually found it, showered the grime of traveling off our bodies, and headed out on the town. we hit a few bars, and called it a nite around 3...early for greece!
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so today we slept in till 11, which felt AMAZING, and thanks to the tylenol pm, i almost was able to erase the image of a nude german woman sleeping in my hostel room...why she was nude, nobody knows. we spent the entire day at the beach, save for about an hour and a half of drinking frappe and eating tzatziki at a waterfront cafe. my life could be worse right now, i'll say.
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going out tonite and then we get an early ferry to santorini for a day trip, followed by a nite in IOS. can't wait to tell y'all about that....
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ciao for now.